First Date Tips...

Because I love love and I hope that we all find love even though I am not currently man-hunting, I am giving out five first date tips.
I am not married and that isn’t happening anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean I have not gone on numerous dates and I do not have friends that are guys.

Hey guys, how have you all been? I was talking about having a writing schedule and all my friends have seconded the motion. So, we are sticking to Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Monday is a serious day so I left you guys with job-hunting tips and don’t think I don’t have work experience o. I have been in the labour market for almost 3 years.

This post is actually for the ladies and the guys because nobody should be a total nuisance on the first date.

Talking about your family problems or your personal problems especially when it has to do with money is a no-no. We don’t care that your brother has not eaten in school or your sister has been wearing one dress for the past 10 years because she has not been able to afford another one. It is also not our business if you want to do your masters, but na money kill am. Let’s get to know you not your financial problems.
Eating with a fork and knife when you can’t. I hate eating with a fork and knife. It is tiring. So, if there is a spoon, I would gladly take it. That doesn’t mean I don’t know how to do that, I mean, I attended ASTEC for 6 years, but I’d rather use a spoon because I eat better with a spoon. So, if you don’t know how to use a fork and knife, brothers and sister, use a spoon. If you don’t know how to eat your chicken with a fork and knife, people of God, wash your hands and use it.
Asking for takeaway for the multitudes at home. Even if you are from a hungry generation and everyone you associate with is a child of anger and hunger, ordering for takeaway packs for your family and friends is not wise at all.
Not having transport money. I don’t understand how you will dress up to go out without your transport fare. This one is more common with the female folk, but some guys do it too. What are you expecting? Did generation walk in the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights that you want to do same?
I don’t know why I call it vexation money, but you know what it means. Even if you guys agree that the guy is paying or the lady is paying, you should still have money to pay for yourself in a case where things go wrong. Except of course washing plates is your favourite thing.

You know you can add number six. My ink is finished. Meanwhile, the last time I went on a date, I paid for nothing and I had fun. This is not me not practicing what I preach, if I have to pay, I will, but I actually had money in my bag. It is not my generation that will be disgraced biko nu.

Meanwhile, my laptop is not charging and I don't know what the issue is, but I'm sure it's not the charger. I have asked Google and they are speaking in tongues. Does anyone have any idea? I feel like something is missing because that laptop is my buddy. Have a great day friends and don't forget to share the link with your friends and enemies.


  1. Lol@hide the hunger in your generation.They call it vex money. Sometimes I think we should stop forming, be open and bold enough to nicely ask a guy where are we going, if you're broke, biko speak out oh, if it's his choice restaurant let him order of order your bottle of coke and meatpie, if he asks is that all? Tell him it's what you can afford. That way it's up to him to assure you it's ok.
    This dating tips she shared are actually shame and life saving tips.

    1. Thanks for leaving a comment. I appreciate.

  2. "We don’t care that your brother has not eaten in school..." LOL. This is "savagery" but, it's well.

    Really nice tips. Especially the tfare thing. She would have slept at the car park if she didn't muster the courage to tell me (as I was about to leave) that she doesn't have tfare. I went home wondering what she would have done! Scary


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